"An open letter to the employees and administration of Argrath Intelligence:

This decision does not come easy for me. This agency has been my life, up till
now, and only the fact that I have found my true calling in life makes it
possible for me to do this. I am resigning as head of AI as of now, and
defecting to the Communist cause, which I have decided is right and just. Do
not try to stop me -- I have made up my mind. Maintaining an intelligence firm
is just too difficult in this dog-eat-dog, corrupt capitalist society.

                   -- (signed) Ulam Z. Parth"